Week 1 — 8/17 — Pilot: Beans Before Keys

Episode Banner: Banner showing Bean Raid members gathered around a feast table with beans Cold Open: We debut in Omega Manaforge to the sound of grumbling: “I’d rather be in keys.” The Bean Ethos is established: if it isn’t beans, it’s garnish.

Highlights:

Warlock character standing at the edge of a catwalk unable to cross without a cloak * We shoulder, summon, and scoot our way to Dimensius. Pre-final pull: bigddbezos burns the only B‑Rez, producing a legendary wipe. Next pull: clean execution—Dimensius (Normal) down. * beartastic repeatedly "bark skins" shadobe even when absolutely nothing is happening; shaman remains the safest being in Omega.

Wipe of the Week: "The Flightless Warlock" (Genus: Lack‑of‑Cloak‑icus). Habitat: manaforge catwalks. Behavior: meeps, requests summons, is carried like premium luggage.

Honorable Mention: The Dimensius B‑Rez Incident — bigddbezos spent the only battle res and the cosmos laughed; the real kill happened on the next pull.

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Lessons Learned (3 max):

  1. Bring a cloak. Beans are not a mobility cooldown.
  2. Keys discourse fuels DPS but not footwork.
  3. Dimensius falls to teamwork (and legumes).

TL;DR: First footsteps in Omega; beans > food, keys > decorum, Dimensius (Normal) down with one very portable warlock.